Things that make you go mmmm…..

It’s purely a lustful relationship that we have. But it’s one sided. You give, I take.

We don’t ever speak.
We have no need for conversation.

I have you in the palm of my hand. Long, smooth, hard, velvety to the touch. My eyes trail over you hungrily as I crave you. It’s all I can do to contain my desire in public.  Impatiently waiting for us to be alone so I can have my way with you.

Own you. Consume you.

I want you inside of me.

I bring you to my soft lips.  My tongue darts out, slowly gliding over every inch of you.

mmmm….how I love this moment. The anticipation, the longing, and thrill of knowing I’m about to have my way.

I put you in my mouth. Sliding you out slowly. Feeling every ridge. Swirling my tongue around you, savouring the taste.

So sweet. So creamy.

An inner explosion erupts. I moan in ecstasy.

Then….

I bite down HARD.

aaahhh, chocolate!

and yes, I swallow.

Published in: on June 16, 2010 at 11:35 pm  Leave a Comment  

I WON!!

I’ve been entering giveaways like mad in hopes of winning something of pure awesomeness to review. (see previous posts) This “something” was going to be my very first review.

I followed @pipedreamtoys on Twitter and it just so happened that they were giving away a prize to follower #300.  I was so thrilled to see that I won, that I almost had an orgasm!  So, I’ve picked out my prize and now it’s time to play the waiting game.  And of course,  I will be doing a review on this product!

I was also asked by Pipedreamtoys  if I would be interested in doing some product reviews! I, of course, agreed!

I’m stoked!

Published in: on June 16, 2010 at 2:13 am  Leave a Comment  

Sex and the Summer

Rising temperatures, sun-kissed skin, and sultry revealing attire stimulate our deepest sexual desires.  It’s a fact!  There’s a reason why sex and summer go so well together (In my opinion, sex and EVERYTHING go well together!).  A Higher Sex Drive – Most  people tend to have a higher sex drive in the summer (unless you’re like me who is clearly hitting her prime! ha!).  Sunlight slows down the body’s production of melatonin.  The lower the melatonin level, the higher the libido.  Seductive Sweat – (Ew) Pheromones are released through sweat glands in our skin that trigger our sexual urges and desires.  Sweat enhances your natural scent, which can be a very powerful sexual attractant.  The power of this scent is stronger in the summer,  considering we sweat much more during the summer months (Personally, I’m NOT a fan of sweat).  Also, heat increases the blood flow to the surface of our skin.  This causes our sence of touch to increase, causing a greater sensitivity in those erogenous zones.

Why you think I spend so many hours soaking up the sun? *wink*

Summer Safety Sex Tips:

Drink lots of water! This is a no-brainer.  Not only does it prevent you from dehydrating, but by drinking lots of water throughout the day and preserving energy,  you will retain sexual stamina.

Practice Safe Sex! Avoid two conditions that cause breakage in condoms: water and heat. Condoms are not water-resistant. This will cause friction, causing heat, allowing more of a chance for the condom to break.  Avoid storing condoms in warm environments. Again, the heat will weaken the latex allowing more chances of a breakage.

Water is sexy! Really, who doesn’t like having sex in the shower? If you have sex in the water (or shower) use lots of lube.  Avoid using a water based lube. Instead, use a SILICONE lube!  It is waterproof and won’t break down.  Water decreases the amount of natural lubrication produced, resulting in much friction and nothing  but a very painful experience…….And when I say use lots of lube, I mean LOTS!!!

** I do not claim to be an “expert”. All info is based on self-taught knowledge  and are personal opinions. If you seek medical information, please see a professional.

Published in: on June 12, 2010 at 11:07 pm  Comments (1)  

Who’s your daddy? Giveaway!

Tales From the Toi Box is giving away a Trick Bondage Belt for Father’s Day!

With many ways to enter, you should click here to enter too!

Ends June 19/10

Published in: on June 10, 2010 at 11:52 pm  Leave a Comment  

$50 Eden Fantacys gift card giveaway @ This, That, and Myself blog!

I came across another giveway! *woot* This one is for a $50 Gift Card from Eden Fantacys.

Enter the giveaway @ This, That, and Myself !

Ends July 8/10

Published in: on June 9, 2010 at 4:33 am  Leave a Comment  

Ahoy, Matey! Giveaway by Eden Cafe

I love everything Pirates!

Edencafe is giving a chance to win 1 of 2 Prirate Themed toys! – The Pendant Vibe or the Stoya’s Pleasure Ring.

If I win, I’m chosing The Pendant Vibe!  It looks like a quirky necklace but works just like any bullet vibe – so you can take it off and get off just about anywhere, quietly, discreetly and quickly!

Click here to enter!

*Contest ends Sunday June 13th,2010

Published in: on June 9, 2010 at 1:54 am  Leave a Comment  

Woodgasm Giveaway by Epiphora!

Being inspired by the many talented toy reviewers lately, I’ve been browsing the different sex toy sites the last few days to purchase a toy to review myself.

Well, Epiphora is having a contest to give away a NobEssence wooden toy from SheVibe, so here’s my chance to WIN one and perhaps even be an opportunity at a toy review!!

There are a few ways to enter the contest:

  • 5 entries: Write a blog post about this giveaway. Use Epiphora’s  graphic, just host it yourself. (Be sure to mention the Twitter parties!)
  • 3 entries: Comment on this post telling Epiphora which NobEssence piece you want the most and why.
  • 3 entries: Subscribe to Epiphora’s RSS feed or subscribe via email.

Also, There will be 2 Twitter parties. By using the hashtag #woodgasm we can all chat about sex toys and answer trivia questions for addition chances to win!

Party #1:  Saturday, June 12th, 2010, 3 p.m. — 4 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)
Party #2:  Wednesday, June 16th, 2010, 6 p.m. — 7 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)

Be sure to follow Epiphora on Twitter if you want to participate in the Twitter parties!

Here is some reading material, you may want to study for the trivia questions:

I’ve never owned a wooden toy before, but the more I look at them, the more I want one of these to be my very first toy review!

This is so Sexciting!!!

Published in: on June 7, 2010 at 12:38 am  Leave a Comment  

Breaking My Cherry

I never imagined myself being a “sex blogger”.  I’ve had many blogs in the past around the interweb, which have always included the odd snippets of erotica (they always seemed to be a hit). I’ve been reading quite a few sex blogs/toy reviews lately and have been quite inspired to start a blog of my very own.

Masturbating and blogging being two of my favourite pastimes, and sex frequently being in my vocabulary, I figured What the heck, I’ll collaborate and make a sex blog!

I’m still ironing out the kinks, but I’m sure it will all cum together! ;)

It will most likely be a combo of sex toys, erotica(fact and fiction), useful facts, quotes, etc…who knows?!

So here I am, breaking my sex blog cherry!

Published in: on June 6, 2010 at 6:42 pm  Comments (2)  

Sex is Like ….

A game of Poker.

If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

Published in: on June 6, 2010 at 3:51 am  Leave a Comment  
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